Mr. Splashy Pants.

Not only did someone get the name in, but he or she then sat at their computer and voted for it for hours on end. Greenpeace eventually caught on that someone was trying to, in the immortal words of Chicago’s own Richard J. Daley, “Vote early and often,” and removed the votes from the guy with too much free time on their hands.

But someone had posted the current results to Reddit and Boing Boing, and of course, then everybody know about it, which drove people to the Greenpeace site in droves. Guess which name they all voted for?

The ballots are still open until Dec. 7th. Greenpeace has had a really good sense of humor about this, and for a more detailed (and much funnier) description of the above events, I heartily recommend reading the blog post that ‘Richard’ posted on the Greenpeace site. Really read it, it’s hilarious.

And to their credit they left the name in. Currently it’s leading it’s closest competitor by something like 74%, so it looks like a done deal.

Somewhere out there there will be a whale. And that whale’s name?

Mr. Splashy Pants.