Say you want to take pictures of naked ladies.  One place that might be good to start is a tanning bed, right?  What, you don’t have a camera?  Not problem, use your cell phone!  Those have cameras, right?
Uh oh, the cops are here!  Where can you hide the evidence?  In your shoe?  In a garbage [...]

As 2007 is waning, we are left wondering: What will the trend of 2008 be? Who will be the new Don’t Tase Me, Bro? What will be the next musical trend? Who will be our new hero for the year?
You have come to the Idea of Progress for such answers, and [...]

Man cycles home after being shot in spineAugust 25, 2007FROM STNG WIRE REPORTS
A shooting on the South Side Friday night left a 32-year-old man in critical condition.The man got off his bicycle in the 6300 block of South Mozart Street about 5:40 p.m. and began a discussion with three other people, according to police News [...]

From Reuters:
Woman sets fire to ex-husband’s penis
MOSCOW (Reuters) – A woman set fire to her ex-husband’s penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said Wednesday.
Asked if the man would make a full recovery, a police spokeswoman said it was “difficult to predict.”
The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation. [...]

…but then I saw this, and was too horrified to let it wait until tomorrow.
Here’s the deal.
We all know the story of the high school teacher that gets caught with a student. It happens more than we’d care to admit. Here’s a new twist. 38 year old Brenton Wuchae (no I have [...]

Boo fucking hoo.
Next.
Oh, wait, are we still at war?
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