Actor Heath Ledger was found dead in his SoHo apartment today. The police found pills near the body, and don’t believe foul play was involved.
What a bummer. He started off in crappy movies, but he took a lot of risks as an actor, and I was looking forward to seeing him in the [...]

-It would star the Official Character Actor of the Idea of Progress, Zooey Deschanel.
-It would involve robots, or zombies, or perhaps zombie robots.
-I would cast Dane Cook, only to have him butchered onscreen by a zombie robot.
-I would play the zombie robot.
-It would be rated G.
-It would make children cry.
-It would make you cry.
-I would [...]