I think Spitzer and Larry Craig should form a bi-partisan crime fighting superteam. Since Elliot has quit his job and all.
And I’m guessing Larry won’t be reelected.
At least none of these sex scandals involved People’s Sexiest Man Alive.
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-Larry Craig, the gift that keeps on giving, has been accused by eight other men of engaging in dirty deeds with them (sex!). Before I even got to make the joke, it turns out that one of these men was Mike Jones, the same male escort that the Rev. Ted Haggard was busted for, [...]

I heard about this on Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me on NPR, and it sounded invented, but I now have the proof. Everybody’s favorite closeted Republican Senator, Larry Craig (R-ID) submitted a recipe about ten years ago to an internet cookbook that was seeking submissions from politicians. His choice?
The Super Tuber.
It’s potato with [...]

There’s like no way, man, that Larry Craig is gay.
No way.
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For the record, I am not gay. I’ve never been gay, I never was gay, and I’ll never be gay. I don’t go around anywhere hitting on men, and by God, if I did, I wouldn’t do it in Boise, Idaho! Jiminy!.
Here’s what really happened. I ate Taco Bell for Lunch. [...]