“Do I think a gay person can a be a moral compass? I think it’s ludicrous that we are asking that question in the 21st century. The Christian fundamentalists were never my base.”
–J.K. RowlingQuoted in Reuters today
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-JK Rowling has outed Albus Duumbledore. In an answer to a question from a reader at a lecture at Carnegie Hall, Rowling sort of surprised the audience by explaining the relationship between Dumbledore and Grindenwald (if you don’t know who that is, I’m sure there must be some sort of Harry Potter fan site [...]

I heard about this on Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me on NPR, and it sounded invented, but I now have the proof. Everybody’s favorite closeted Republican Senator, Larry Craig (R-ID) submitted a recipe about ten years ago to an internet cookbook that was seeking submissions from politicians. His choice?
The Super Tuber.
It’s potato with [...]

…or they are cracking up at this. This is the actual Saturday paper from Chicago’s Red Eye, the Entertainment Tonight/Extra/ A Current Affair version of a real newspaper, apparently aimed at my age group by the Chicago Tribune.
Did anyone mention that this could…I don’t know…come off as homosexual innuendo?
Or am I reading too much [...]

There’s like no way, man, that Larry Craig is gay.
No way.
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For the record, I am not gay. I’ve never been gay, I never was gay, and I’ll never be gay. I don’t go around anywhere hitting on men, and by God, if I did, I wouldn’t do it in Boise, Idaho! Jiminy!.
Here’s what really happened. I ate Taco Bell for Lunch. [...]

A bridge collapses due to a structural problem. People die. Now that sounds like the work of that radical left wing terrorist group: The Gays. Or Al-Gayda, as I believe they like to be called in their native language (it means, God is Gay, I think).
It’s a good thing we have a [...]