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Dear Fred Thompson,

Running for President was hard, wasn’t it? I mean, all of that talking, and walking, and being nice to people and all of that. It’s not the same as sitting on your front porch drinking lemonade, or fly fishing, or whatever real Americans do.
It’s hard work!
I understand why you decided to [...]

Gettin’ around

Ron Paul supporters have purchased a blimp for his campaign. The Idea of Progress took a look at what modes of transportation that the other Republican candidates are using:
Mitt Romney – Horse and buggy
Fred Thompson – Rascal scooter
Rudy Giuliani – Firetruck used in 9/11, because he was there, you know, on 9/11
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Dear Fred Thompson,

Running for president is way tougher than it looks, isn’t it?
Your friend,
The Idea of Progress
PS: It’s called Russia now, not the Soviet Union. And just in case it comes up, there’s only one Germany.
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