The Idea of Progress » fernando von baconstein http://www.theideaofprogress.com We are what we pretend to be Thu, 03 Dec 2009 22:59:28 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 en hourly 1 Fernando will be found http://www.theideaofprogress.com/2008/06/02/fernando-will-be-found/ http://www.theideaofprogress.com/2008/06/02/fernando-will-be-found/#comments Mon, 02 Jun 2008 19:49:48 +0000 The Idea of Progress http://www.theideaofprogress.com/?p=423

Facebook Digg Reddit StumbleUpon Delicious Yahoo Buzz Share/Save]]> http://www.theideaofprogress.com/2008/06/02/fernando-will-be-found/feed/ 3 On to Portland! http://www.theideaofprogress.com/2008/06/01/on-to-portland/ http://www.theideaofprogress.com/2008/06/01/on-to-portland/#comments Mon, 02 Jun 2008 04:48:14 +0000 The Idea of Progress http://www.theideaofprogress.com/?p=420 Fernando must ben saved!

EDIT: Must be saved. I’m in too much of a hurry to spellcheck.

Facebook Digg Reddit StumbleUpon Delicious Yahoo Buzz Share/Save]]> http://www.theideaofprogress.com/2008/06/01/on-to-portland/feed/ 1 It’s true! Fernando has been kidnapped! http://www.theideaofprogress.com/2008/05/31/its-true-fernando-has-been-kidnapped/ http://www.theideaofprogress.com/2008/05/31/its-true-fernando-has-been-kidnapped/#comments Sun, 01 Jun 2008 01:57:49 +0000 The Idea of Progress http://www.theideaofprogress.com/?p=418 The Pork Liberation front has posted a picture of the kidnapped Fernando. But they have made a tactical error– the newspaper he is shown in front of is the Oregonian.

Fernando is in Portland!

I am on the next plane there. I will bring him home safely and clear my name. I will not allow Fernando to be harmed by these agents of terror.

If I don’t return safely, tell Katrocket that she can have my estate in Provance and Splotchy can have my record collection. Grant Miller can have my collection of Hummel figurines.

The rest should be donated to charity.

Wish me luck.

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More to come.

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And Fernando? We’ll just see about that.

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