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Fernando must ben saved!

EDIT: Must be saved. I’m in too much of a hurry to spellcheck.
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The Pork Liberation front has posted a picture of the kidnapped Fernando. But they have made a tactical error– the newspaper he is shown in front of is the Oregonian.
Fernando is in Portland!
I am on the next plane there. I will bring him home safely and clear my name. I will not [...]

It appears the claims of the Pork Liberation Front were credible. They have posted a picture of their leader and Fernando.
More to come.
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And Fernando? We’ll just see about that.
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