“Just so we don’t have to go through this whole resignation thing again,” one ballsy reporter asked, “have you ever patronized a prostitute?” Paterson thought for a minute. “Only the lobbyists,” he said.
-Soon to be New York Governor David Paterson
Stolen from Salon.
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I think Spitzer and Larry Craig should form a bi-partisan crime fighting superteam. Since Elliot has quit his job and all.
And I’m guessing Larry won’t be reelected.
At least none of these sex scandals involved People’s Sexiest Man Alive.
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