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Dental Assistant – w4m (Downtown)
Reply to: pers-826036059@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-09-03, 4:22PM PDT

You make me want to go to the dentist more often. I hadn’t seen you for a while until today.I will never forget dazing into your blue eyes while you helped jerk my wisdom teeth out about a year ago. I would steal precious objects for you.

* Location: Downtown
* it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 826036059

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Reply to: msshilohphelps@yahoo.com
Date: 2008-06-26, 1:11PM PDT

Grand re-opening July 1st. Looking for Bikini Cashiers and Baristas with witty personalities. Wage + Tips. No experience needed just bikinis and other optional lingerie. Please call 503-661-3540, email copy of resume and picture to msshilohphelps@yahoo.com or drop off Coffee shop on 181st and Division between dominoes and shell gas station. Interviews start Saturday. You will be required to obtain food handlers card within 30 days of employment.

* Location: Gresham
* This is a part-time job.
* Principals only. Recruiters, please don’t contact this job poster.
* Phone calls about this job are ok.
* Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

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so you have your own massage parlor now – w4m
Reply to: pers-626610817@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-04-01, 2:02PM CDT

i’m even more intrigued.
you have ambition to match your stunning looks.
i would love a formal invitation, beyond the “birthday gift” flyer
i’ll bring the wine if you provide the stimulation.

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To the Neo-Nazi that hit on me on Monday – w4m
Reply to: pers-598591295@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-03-07, 12:02PM CST

You told me to google “14 words” and when I got to work, I did.

You are sick. If I had known who you were at the time, I would have punched you in the face.

Never. EVER. Talk to me again.

Location: Blue Line
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PostingID: 598591295

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Mark from the Spice Girls – w4m

Reply to: pers-578874215@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-02-18, 10:44PM CST

You walked with us from the train to the United Arena for the Spice Girls concert. You are from Kentucky originally, we parted ways at the shirt booth.

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You banned me from your store but I can’t ban you from my heart – w4m

Reply to: pers-566870644@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-02-08, 1:28AM CST

I was getting food from your dumpster and you made me put it all back and threatened to call the cops; never before have I seen a man look so sexy and powerful while advocating hate and wastefulness……..

Location: Trader Joe’s on Lincoln
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I figured you weren’t a bum, but I’ll still take it if you are. – w4m – 22
Reply to: pers-547301228@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-01-21, 11:11PM CST

So i saw you on the train. It was around 8am, I was heading to work and I guess so were you, you fell asleep, and I woke you and the end of the line. Sounds a bit romantic right? It might have been your unconscious charm, or the drool. But I thought it was adorable. Either way, I’d hit it. I know it sounds weird but I would love to grab some dinner with you, and maybe if you’re lucky I might invite you up for some desert. How’s chocolate pudding sound?

-Location: On the Blue Line
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to the man who stole beer from the store in freezing weather… – w4m – 18

Reply to: pers-527048530@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-01-03, 10:51AM CST

i never saw someone run so fast while holding a 24-pack of miller lite as two overweight cops were chasing you down the street.

i was waiting for you to drop the beer in order to run faster, but you never did.

did the cops ever catch you?

if you see this, write to me, and tell me which store you knocked off…

i’ve never seen someone so passionate, goal-oriented, and determined to succeed.

you could’ve been an all-star football player…

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Latin King at East Bank Club – w4m – 25
Reply to: pers-499860386@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-12-05, 3:46PM CST

Considering EBC is such a high-end health club, I was stunned to see a Latin King gang member there. Furthermore, I was even more stunned to find me attracted to such a thug. How did I know you were a Latin King? Well, maybe the Latin King tattoo in old english gave it away! What were you doing at EBC? Have you been to prison? And most importantly, are you single??

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You woke me up on the train – w4m – 31

Reply to: pers-453538235@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-10-19, 10:05AM CDT

You stomped on my foot really hard when we reached the stop before my stop. It woke me up. I don’t know if you did it on purpose, but thanks.

Also, I’m not sure how you knew it was my stop, so if you’re stalking me, please stop that. I have had some bad experiences.

Like one time I was sitting on this California king-sized waterbed with this guy who I barely knew watching videos he took of me walking by the lake.

I don’t remember what happened next, but I’m pretty sure I don’t want to repeat it. If you answer this missed connection, I will press charges, you psycho.

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