Dental Assistant – w4m (Downtown)
Reply to: pers-826036059@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-09-03, 4:22PM PDT
You make me want to go to the dentist more often. I hadn’t seen you for a while until today.I will never forget dazing into your blue eyes while you helped jerk my wisdom teeth out about a year ago. I would steal precious objects [...]

Bikini Cashier/Barista Needed.. Gresham Area (Gresham)
Reply to: msshilohphelps@yahoo.com
Date: 2008-06-26, 1:11PM PDT
Grand re-opening July 1st. Looking for Bikini Cashiers and Baristas with witty personalities. Wage + Tips. No experience needed just bikinis and other optional lingerie. Please call 503-661-3540, email copy of resume and picture to msshilohphelps@yahoo.com or drop off Coffee shop on 181st and Division [...]

so you have your own massage parlor now – w4mReply to: pers-626610817@craigslist.orgDate: 2008-04-01, 2:02PM CDT
i’m even more intrigued. you have ambition to match your stunning looks. i would love a formal invitation, beyond the “birthday gift” flyer i’ll bring the wine if you provide the stimulation.
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To the Neo-Nazi that hit on me on Monday – w4mReply to: pers-598591295@craigslist.orgDate: 2008-03-07, 12:02PM CST
You told me to google “14 words” and when I got to work, I did.
You are sick. If I had known who you were at the time, I would have punched you in the face.
Never. EVER. Talk to [...]

Mark from the Spice Girls – w4m
Reply to: pers-578874215@craigslist.orgDate: 2008-02-18, 10:44PM CST
You walked with us from the train to the United Arena for the Spice Girls concert. You are from Kentucky originally, we parted ways at the shirt booth.
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You banned me from your store but I can’t ban you from my heart – w4m
Reply to: pers-566870644@craigslist.orgDate: 2008-02-08, 1:28AM CST
I was getting food from your dumpster and you made me put it all back and threatened to call the cops; never before have I seen a man look so sexy and powerful while advocating [...]

I figured you weren’t a bum, but I’ll still take it if you are. – w4m – 22Reply to: pers-547301228@craigslist.orgDate: 2008-01-21, 11:11PM CST
So i saw you on the train. It was around 8am, I was heading to work and I guess so were you, you fell asleep, and I woke you and the end of [...]

to the man who stole beer from the store in freezing weather… – w4m – 18Reply to: pers-527048530@craigslist.orgDate: 2008-01-03, 10:51AM CST
i never saw someone run so fast while holding a 24-pack of miller lite as two overweight cops were chasing you down the street.
i was waiting for you to drop the beer in order [...]

Latin King at East Bank Club – w4m – 25Reply to: pers-499860386@craigslist.orgDate: 2007-12-05, 3:46PM CST
Considering EBC is such a high-end health club, I was stunned to see a Latin King gang member there. Furthermore, I was even more stunned to find me attracted to such a thug. How did I know you were a Latin [...]

You woke me up on the train – w4m – 31
Reply to: pers-453538235@craigslist.orgDate: 2007-10-19, 10:05AM CDT
You stomped on my foot really hard when we reached the stop before my stop. It woke me up. I don’t know if you did it on purpose, but thanks.
Also, I’m not sure how you knew it was my [...]