to the man who stole beer from the store in freezing weather… – w4m – 18Reply to: pers-527048530@craigslist.orgDate: 2008-01-03, 10:51AM CST
i never saw someone run so fast while holding a 24-pack of miller lite as two overweight cops were chasing you down the street.
i was waiting for you to drop the beer in order [...]