-It would star the Official Character Actor of the Idea of Progress, Zooey Deschanel.
-It would involve robots, or zombies, or perhaps zombie robots.
-I would cast Dane Cook, only to have him butchered onscreen by a zombie robot.
-I would play the zombie robot.
-It would be rated G.
-It would make children cry.
-It would make you cry.
-I would [...]

Someone hates Bono as much as me. Some artist has created a wacky statue of Bono that’s worth checking out. The pic of the Jackass with President Jackass was just an extra added bonus.
Thanks, Katarose!
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Prince I get that he plays 4,968 instruments. I understand that he is incredibly prolific, innovative, and is great to dance to. But I hate his tinny drums, his whiny voice, his Casio keyboards and most of all his quote unquote dirty sexy lyrics. And the fact [...]

When I heard that Bono was ‘guest editing’ an issue of Vanity Fair to be dedicated to the plight of the less-fortunate residents of the African continent, I could just see the cover in my head.
[cue dreamy harp music]
Bono, wearing trademark douchebag sunglasses, leather jacket, and typical Christ-like sneer, standing with one foot up on [...]

Found a great headline on Digg. “Creed’s Stapp arrested for assault; his crimes against music go unpunished ” Seems that one of the few creatures on this Earth more insufferable than Bono himself has gone and got himself arrested for assault after coming home drunk and throwing a bottle of Orangina at his [...]

Bono just got an honorary knighthood. I think I hear the thundering of the Horsemens’ steeds.
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