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Another Reason to Live in Portland

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“Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” -Ben Franklin

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to the man who stole beer from the store in freezing weather… – w4m – 18Reply to: pers-527048530@craigslist.orgDate: 2008-01-03, 10:51AM CST
i never saw someone run so fast while holding a 24-pack of miller lite as two overweight cops were chasing you down the street.
i was waiting for you to drop the beer in order [...]

Dear Jimmy Carter,

I read about you in USA Today today.
“‘I’ve called Al Gore and urged him to run for president so many times,’ former President Carter told NBC’s Today show. ‘He finally told me the last time, ‘President Carter, please do not call me.’ “
I would like to point out to you, President Carter, that tIoP [...]

Coors and Miller to Merge: No Wonder All of Their Beers Taste Alike

Monopoly? What’s a monopoly? Two of the three largest beer companies in the US (the third is Anheuser-Busch), Molson Coors and SAB MIller plan to merge companies, creating a single entity called Miller Coors (I guess since Miller makes more money, they get to come first). Are beer sales really flagging in [...]

My Mac Has A Virus–Call the Smithsonian

I must be some kind of superhero. Things constantly happen around me that are supposed to be impossible. Allow me to elaborate.
It doesn’t rain in the desert. Or if it does, it’s only at a certain time of the year. Right now it’s monsoon season, so one might expect some rain, [...]