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Do you think that Santa would bum smokes off of the naughty kids?

From snarfd.com.

So Satan is buying advertising now. How do you think that transaction went? Did Satan just cut them a check and ship the artwork to them? What bank would he use (My guess would be Citibank)? Or did he come in for an appointment, and draw up the materials with an advertising agency?

What other ads do you think Satan was behind? I’d guess this commercial for Skittles:

Maybe that’s why that guy is suing them.

And not to mention that he has a website. And that the website, amazingly, isn’t foxnews.com.

Since Bush came into office and has been able to get two justices on it, the makeup has changed dramatically, and you could almost hear the audible cry of relief from the Christian conservatives and the far right. I wouldn’t want to unfairly characterize Justices Alito and Roberts, but since they’ve voted predictably and in unison for everything I thought they would I’m just going to assume they’re both jackasses. Even Scalia (who’s kind of a nut job) occasionally will surprise you. He’s no parrot, just someone with his own set of beliefs, however woefully misguided.

The Last Woman Standing, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, seems to have had enough. In today’s New York Times there is an article about how she has taken to orally dissenting from the bench. This goes against her generally quiet, follow the rules type of demeanor, but according to a friend of hers, this shows how she feels that the court has become politicised with it’s recent changes. Not like anyone who has been paying attention to the court recently would have thought otherwise, but it’s nice to know that she’s grown a pair, so to speak.

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One of the world’s biggest spammers has been caught. Seems that Robert Alan Soloway has been hacking into other peoples’ computers and using them to send out spam that advertised that he could send out advertisements, etc. He’s considered one of the top 10 spammers in the world, according to the AP. I don’t know what kind of punishment is appropriate for this guy, but whatever it is, I hope it’s annoying and tedious.

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I found these a week ago, and just thought they were amusing, so I’ve been holding on to them. These are apparently real ads from yesteryear. It’s too bad that irony has pervaded every facet of existance, because honest things like this are so much funnier when they are unaware of themselves.

Courtesy of Ads of the World.