The pig! The pig! Is he safe?
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I’ve managed to escape. I don’t know how long I was trapped in that basement, but I managed to free myself. My head hurts. I think I was drugged.
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Wait, that’s not chloroform. That’s PBR.
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Where am I? Fernando is gone. I managed [...]

We have liberated the pig known as Fernando von Bakonstein from the imperialist clutches of the oppressor McGone.
He has not been harmed.
This will not be our last communication.
Signed,
-El Cerdo
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