You banned me from your store but I can’t ban you from my heart – w4m
Reply to: pers-566870644@craigslist.orgDate: 2008-02-08, 1:28AM CST
I was getting food from your dumpster and you made me put it all back and threatened to call the cops; never before have I seen a man look so sexy and powerful while advocating [...]

I figured you weren’t a bum, but I’ll still take it if you are. – w4m – 22Reply to: pers-547301228@craigslist.orgDate: 2008-01-21, 11:11PM CST
So i saw you on the train. It was around 8am, I was heading to work and I guess so were you, you fell asleep, and I woke you and the end of [...]

to the man who stole beer from the store in freezing weather… – w4m – 18Reply to: pers-527048530@craigslist.orgDate: 2008-01-03, 10:51AM CST
i never saw someone run so fast while holding a 24-pack of miller lite as two overweight cops were chasing you down the street.
i was waiting for you to drop the beer in order [...]

Latin King at East Bank Club – w4m – 25Reply to: pers-499860386@craigslist.orgDate: 2007-12-05, 3:46PM CST
Considering EBC is such a high-end health club, I was stunned to see a Latin King gang member there. Furthermore, I was even more stunned to find me attracted to such a thug. How did I know you were a Latin [...]

You woke me up on the train – w4m – 31
Reply to: pers-453538235@craigslist.orgDate: 2007-10-19, 10:05AM CDT
You stomped on my foot really hard when we reached the stop before my stop. It woke me up. I don’t know if you did it on purpose, but thanks.
Also, I’m not sure how you knew it was my [...]

Cute seizering guy at methodone clinic – w4m – 19
when i saw you at the methodone clinic going into convulsions, i felt terrible. but when you were shaking on the ground and i got a glimpse of your back tattoo, i suddenly became interested. dark hair and chiseled jaw line. i cant believe im on [...]