The Idea of Progress » craigslist http://www.theideaofprogress.com We are what we pretend to be Thu, 03 Dec 2009 22:59:28 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 en hourly 1 Best of Craigslist http://www.theideaofprogress.com/2009/04/23/best-of-craigslist-16/ http://www.theideaofprogress.com/2009/04/23/best-of-craigslist-16/#comments Fri, 24 Apr 2009 03:50:25 +0000 The Idea of Progress http://www.theideaofprogress.com/?p=770 gutter_punk___colorcrusty love – w4m – 22 (outside rite-aide downtown)
Reply to: pers-9avnj-1135895412@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-04-23, 12:26AM PDT

me and my road dawg were spanging outside rite-aide (sixth ave entrance). i had that sign that said i’m an alcoholic and need booze (or something to that effect) and you gave me a whole buck! you basically bought my forty that night. my pit bull (lucy) and i walk around town every day and you walking with us would make my day.

anyway, usually i wake up outside of the library every morning and i check my e-mail around then so i would love to hear from you. we’re heading too b.c. in less than two weeks but you have made portland bright.

-squid.

  • Location: outside rite-aide downtown
  • it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 1135895412

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The Idea of Progress: Rated PG since 2006

The Idea of Progress: Rated PG since 2006

ENLARGMENT – 20 (PORT)

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Date: 2009-03-31, 11:15PM PDT

DOES ANY ONE KNOW ANY GOOD MALE ENHANCMENT PILL S OR ANYTHING AND WHERE I CAN GET IT ???

  • Location: PORT
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PostingID: 1101765736

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Reply to: pers-937231842@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-11-28, 2:16PM PST

This was around 1:20-30. You were dressed ‘to the nines’ in a beautiful pinstripe jacket reminiscent of the 20’s or 40’s, a strapped bag or purse over your shoulder. Over those you wore a ‘newsprint’ patterned rain coat that was quite lovely. You have the most wonderful hair, and a powerful presence. Like a beautiful Simone Weil. The nod was nice, but it was your sly smile as you were looking at the art book near the photographs that was completely endearing. I was tall with a classic black wool coat, tan pants. Tea and poetry?

* Location: Powells Art Floor
* it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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unmissed connection – w4m – 25 (pdx)
Reply to: pers-860622716@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-09-29, 10:52PM PDT

I know your full name.

I know your phone number.

I know exactly where you live and where to find a good parking spot.

I know where you work.

I know your extracurricular activities schedule by heart.

This is by no means a missed connection.

We even joked around about me writing this for you, with all the details of who you are.

I don’t need to tell the world. But I do need to tell you:
I’m right here, stop missing me.

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Reply to: pers-842224404@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-09-15, 5:00PM PDT

i greeted you today and complimented you about your hair.

you are the hottest girl i have ever seen

you drive a dark blue corolla

INTERESTED IN HOOKING UP WITH A GENTLEMAN?

* Location: astoria
* it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 842224404

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Dental Assistant – w4m (Downtown)
Reply to: pers-826036059@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-09-03, 4:22PM PDT

You make me want to go to the dentist more often. I hadn’t seen you for a while until today.I will never forget dazing into your blue eyes while you helped jerk my wisdom teeth out about a year ago. I would steal precious objects for you.

* Location: Downtown
* it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 826036059

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Reply to: msshilohphelps@yahoo.com
Date: 2008-06-26, 1:11PM PDT

Grand re-opening July 1st. Looking for Bikini Cashiers and Baristas with witty personalities. Wage + Tips. No experience needed just bikinis and other optional lingerie. Please call 503-661-3540, email copy of resume and picture to msshilohphelps@yahoo.com or drop off Coffee shop on 181st and Division between dominoes and shell gas station. Interviews start Saturday. You will be required to obtain food handlers card within 30 days of employment.

* Location: Gresham
* This is a part-time job.
* Principals only. Recruiters, please don’t contact this job poster.
* Phone calls about this job are ok.
* Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

PostingID: 733690178

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so you have your own massage parlor now – w4m
Reply to: pers-626610817@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-04-01, 2:02PM CDT

i’m even more intrigued.
you have ambition to match your stunning looks.
i would love a formal invitation, beyond the “birthday gift” flyer
i’ll bring the wine if you provide the stimulation.

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PostingID: 626610817

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To the Neo-Nazi that hit on me on Monday – w4m
Reply to: pers-598591295@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-03-07, 12:02PM CST

You told me to google “14 words” and when I got to work, I did.

You are sick. If I had known who you were at the time, I would have punched you in the face.

Never. EVER. Talk to me again.

Location: Blue Line
it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 598591295

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Mark from the Spice Girls – w4m

Reply to: pers-578874215@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-02-18, 10:44PM CST

You walked with us from the train to the United Arena for the Spice Girls concert. You are from Kentucky originally, we parted ways at the shirt booth.

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