crusty love – w4m – 22 (outside rite-aide downtown)
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Date: 2009-04-23, 12:26AM PDT
me and my road dawg were spanging outside rite-aide (sixth ave entrance). i had that sign that said i’m an alcoholic and need booze (or something to that effect) and you gave me a whole buck! you [...]

ENLARGMENT – 20 (PORT)
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Date: 2009-03-31, 11:15PM PDT
DOES ANY ONE KNOW ANY GOOD MALE ENHANCMENT PILL S OR ANYTHING AND WHERE I CAN GET IT ???

Location: PORT
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Young woman newsprint raincoat – m4w – 35 (Powells Art Floor)
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Date: 2008-11-28, 2:16PM PST
This was around 1:20-30. You were dressed ‘to the nines’ in a beautiful pinstripe jacket reminiscent of the 20’s or 40’s, a strapped bag or purse over your shoulder. Over those you wore a ‘newsprint’ patterned rain coat that [...]

unmissed connection – w4m – 25 (pdx)
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Date: 2008-09-29, 10:52PM PDT
I know your full name.
I know your phone number.
I know exactly where you live and where to find a good parking spot.
I know where you work.
I know your extracurricular activities schedule by heart.
This is by no means a missed connection.
We even joked around [...]

thanks for letting me work on your car – m4w – 32 (astoria)
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Date: 2008-09-15, 5:00PM PDT
i greeted you today and complimented you about your hair.
you are the hottest girl i have ever seen
you drive a dark blue corolla
INTERESTED IN HOOKING UP WITH A GENTLEMAN?
* Location: astoria
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Dental Assistant – w4m (Downtown)
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Date: 2008-09-03, 4:22PM PDT
You make me want to go to the dentist more often. I hadn’t seen you for a while until today.I will never forget dazing into your blue eyes while you helped jerk my wisdom teeth out about a year ago. I would steal precious objects [...]

Bikini Cashier/Barista Needed.. Gresham Area (Gresham)
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Date: 2008-06-26, 1:11PM PDT
Grand re-opening July 1st. Looking for Bikini Cashiers and Baristas with witty personalities. Wage + Tips. No experience needed just bikinis and other optional lingerie. Please call 503-661-3540, email copy of resume and picture to msshilohphelps@yahoo.com or drop off Coffee shop on 181st and Division [...]

so you have your own massage parlor now – w4mReply to: pers-626610817@craigslist.orgDate: 2008-04-01, 2:02PM CDT
i’m even more intrigued. you have ambition to match your stunning looks. i would love a formal invitation, beyond the “birthday gift” flyer i’ll bring the wine if you provide the stimulation.
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To the Neo-Nazi that hit on me on Monday – w4mReply to: pers-598591295@craigslist.orgDate: 2008-03-07, 12:02PM CST
You told me to google “14 words” and when I got to work, I did.
You are sick. If I had known who you were at the time, I would have punched you in the face.
Never. EVER. Talk to [...]

Mark from the Spice Girls – w4m
Reply to: pers-578874215@craigslist.orgDate: 2008-02-18, 10:44PM CST
You walked with us from the train to the United Arena for the Spice Girls concert. You are from Kentucky originally, we parted ways at the shirt booth.
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