Sarah Palin’s resume:

Business

• Television sports reporter, 1987-1989
• Co-owner of a commercial fishing operation, 1988-2007
• Owner, sport vehicle rental business, 1994-1997
• Chairwoman, Alaska Oil and Gas Conservation Commission, 2003-2004

Politics

• Governor of Alaska, elected 2006
• Mayor of Wasilla, Alaska, 1996-2002
• Wasilla City Council, 1992-1996

Aaaaaand…that’s it.

(And Sarah? It’s pronounced NU-CLE-ER)