Creative Hiding Place
Say you want to take pictures of naked ladies. One place that might be good to start is a tanning bed, right? What, you don’t have a camera? Not problem, use your cell phone! Those have cameras, right?
Uh oh, the cops are here! Where can you hide the evidence? In your shoe? In a garbage can? Wait, a better idea occurs to you:
Your butt!
This scenerio must have seemed a good one to Jeffery Barrier of Ohio. Except the fuzz was on to his whole ‘hide cellphone up butt’ master plan, and he was arrested.
See all of the fun facts about the case at the Smoking Gun.
I don’t envy the cop who found the cellphone…
I could be off here, but he looks like a dude who has had more than one foreign object lodged in his bum.
But I’m just guessing here.
What a classy, classy guy. That’s why smart cops carry extra sets of latex gloves.
Tanning salons are right up there with Waffle Houses as magnets for depravity.