The Idea of Progress is Here
The Idea of Progress is:
-Silent as a ninja
-Deadly as a zombie
-Fast as a rocket ship
-Crafty as a beaver
-Tough as a unicorn
-Brilliant like a tree
-Magic like concrete
-Consistent like the wind
And will begin posting again shortly–As soon as the masses begin to clamor.
So soon, then.
-Not to be taken with alcohol. Side effects may occur.
This reminds me of that awesome Kurtis Blow song “Tough.”
“Mean! Like a three time loser!
Bad! Like an L.A. Cruiser!
Down! Like a lim-o-sine!
Blind! Like a submarine!”
That guy is awesome.
I like the one about the beaver.
Impressive ninja. Did you sew that? Welcome back. You were probably on the “almost sexiest man alive” tour weren’t you?
How were the hipster masses in the rain?
:::clamoring:::
Happy new year, and welcome back.
Does this count as a clamor?
Your post reminded me of this.
I’m clamoring away. Welcome back– you were missed.