I don’t get Google
I spend a good ten minutes crafting the finest picture of a whale clad in trousers that the world has ever witnessed. I label the file “Mr. Splashy Pants.” I label the post “Mr. Splashy Pants.” I use the name ‘Mr. Splashy Pants’ about a dozen times in the post.
Go to Google images, there are no pants-wearing whales to be found. My whale is not present. Google “Mr Splashy Pants” and my blog does come up–on page 13.
But not that image! Instead, it’s the cover of an album I posted six months ago! No splashing or pants or whales to be found! What the F (as the kids say)!
Clearly, Google is working against you and Mr. Splashy Pants.
Google image searches are weird. I get images that don’t even appear on my blog linked to my blog. I don’t understand it.
Down with Google.
And seriously, you picture cracked me up. I keep showing my roommates your Mr. Splashypants picture and laughing, and they keep wondering what’s wrong with me.
Not that it matters, but I’ve just checked Google again, and now I’m on page 5–with a different, and equally Mr. Splashy Pants-lacking album cover.
Why????
Were you wearing the Wonder Sauna Long Hot Pants when you posted the photo? That might wreak havoc or just plain reek.
I’m only 20% embarrassed that this post caused me to develop a slight crush on you.
I’m 100% still hysterically laughing.
I’m also bad at math.