Gift Ideas for the Idea of Progress
Looking for a holiday gift idea for tIoP? Wonder Sauna Hot Pants!
Several things to note:
-The word ‘long’ is inside the word HOT
-Both models look like they are being forced to wear those things at gunpoint (especially the guy–look at his expression)
-A commenter on Boing Boing (where this was found) mentioned that they look like “Still-suit shorts for summers on Arakkis,” which if you get means that a) you probably found it as funny as I did and b) are giant nerd.
(the Hot Pants were discovered by Monica), who graciously allowed me to post about them.)
I think you look better in your matching Mr. Splashy Pants outfit.
I don’t know what Arrksamsaidsanis are, but those are still funny.
Probably something sci-fi-ish, if I had to take a guess. I don’t care much for that stuff.
Yay! I’m a giant nerd too!
I thought they looked like oompa-loompa pants.
All my clothes are approved by AAU USA.
Best of all, the wearer will smell of damp mildewy vinyl.
oooh…pretty
It looks like they’re wearing one of those old metal dustbins (garbage cans) we had in the UK when I was a kid. I wonder if they sound like a steel drum when you hit them with a mallet too?
These are probably not great for those concerned about low sperm counts, but if you are caught wearing them certainly an effective form of birth control.
Let’s lube em up and rassel!
WTF???!! Who invents this stuff????