Happy Idea of Progress Day!
I want to wish you a Happy Idea of Progress Day! I would like to thank the folks who made this possible.
Google, thank you for providing me with the space for my blog.
Jesus, thanks for being my homeboy. I’ll see you at the party tonight. Don’t forget the beer! (Jesus is my buddy from Jalisco)
And most of all, I would like to thank the brilliant mind of the Idea of Progress himself. Without, you, I”d be nothing.
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Stay tuned today for updates on the worldwide celebration. I am about to get on a private jet to be flown to an undisclosed location for the first of many celebratory parties today. Stay tuned.
I barely slept last night from the anticipation!!
oh happy day. i can barely contain myself.
I have a great gift giving idea on my site, for all those last minute shoppers.
CS is lying: she was up all night on meth.
Congrats, sir.
Alright, I have paid my respect.