The Idea of Progress Has Retroactively Awarded Himself "Sexiest Man Alive"
I’m sure the selection of Matt Damon was simply a clerical error.
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I’m taking Hitler’s Time Magazine Man of the Year, then, with the slogan, “Pistols at Dawn: Better than Hitler.”
A man’s got to have dreams.
Congrats to you, Grant, and Larushka. I note that there’s a “Patrick” listed in the bullets. Looks like they included me, too!
I wrote a letter to the magazine last week suggesting you as the first runner up. In case something happens to Matt that he can’t complete his reign. Although I didn’t suggest Mr. Miller, yet there he is again.
Sweet.
I am starting to think that Mr Miller is this generations Forrest Gump, somehow in the background of many great events.
Wait. I’m a runner up?
YOU get sexiest man alive and I get cancer? what’s your damage? lol