Chuck Norris Endorses Mike Huckabee For President

Norris endorsed Mike Huckabee for President today. No word on Jean-Claude Van Damme’s choice (although I’m guessing it’s Ron Paul).
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Chuck Norris Endorses Mike Huckabee For President
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“Jean-Claude Van Damme Solves Roundtable Discussion with Roundhouse Kick, Bad Acting.”
Segal is voting for…Segal.
I wonder how Huckabee feels about that. I’ve heard that when pregnant women look at Chuck Norris, it causes them to spontaneously abort. Won’t someone think of the workforce?
I had no idea Chuck Norris was the new Iowa Straw poll. Good god, are there any other C movie actors with this sort of pull?!
Dear god, who thought Van Damme should pose on that bedspread with a flower? Was he posing for OUT magazine or Ladies Home Journal?