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Dear Jimmy Carter,

I read about you in USA Today today.

“‘I’ve called Al Gore and urged him to run for president so many times,’ former President Carter told NBC’s Today show. ‘He finally told me the last time, ‘President Carter, please do not call me.’ “

I would like to point out to you, President Carter, that tIoP is too young to run for President, so can you please stop calling me at all hours of the night bugging me about that, too? Have some patience.

However, I am cool with grabbing a beer sometime, if you want. We can toast to Al Gore’s Nobel Prize (even though the Idea of Progress was somehow snubbed again, it will not be held against our buddy Al).

Your Pal,

The Idea of Progress

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