The International House of Blogcakes Must Fall
I heard that the International House of Blogcakes hires illegal aliens to staff the bloggrills and the blog registers. I’m not saying, I’m just saying. Someone miiiiight want to call someone in authority.

First the health inspector, and now you… I feel betrayed.
Not to mention the large percentage of human thumbs FDA investigators found in his blogcakes…
Down with IHOB!
That’s not Blogcakes, that is my overweight, hippy, non-legshaving art teacher from 6th grade that still had the salon beehive bucket hairdo.
I knew she was evil.
Oh, and make that Hippie aaaand hippy teacher. She had a big old butt and very hairy legs.