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Where Have You Been?

Hi folks, your old friend the Idea of Progress here.

I’m back.

I’ve decided to begin writing over at the blog that has my real name, rather than here, where I’ve been using an alias. No more! I am revealing who I really am.

I’m Tiger Woods.

No, actually my real name is Patrick, and I’m picking up the ol’ blogging over at chizeck.com. I’m leaving this site up, but hopefully you’ll visit me at my new home and say hello.

I hope to see you there!

On Hiatus

As you may have guessed.

Red House Furniture: For Black People AND White People

Worst Bus Stop Ever.

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Who Will Own the Cubs?

The Chicago Tribune reported today that several reasonably famous people have been approached to contribute inThis article is totally not a ripoff of someone else's style. purchasing the Chicago Cubs from the Tribune Company (which of course owns the Chicago Tribune– seems a little circular). Names mentioned include Bill Murray, John Cusack and Jim Belushi. The Idea of Progress has obtained the original list of Chicago natives and celebrities who ended up not being invited:

  • Rob Blagojevich
  • Jose Padilla
  • Ira Glass
  • Grant Miller
  • Mr. T
  • Joan Cusack
  • R. Kelly

The Daily Show Explores Why President Obama Won’t Get an Honory Degree from ASU

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It’s apparently because he hasn’t done enough stuff.

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Link of the Day: Look at this Fucking Hipster

“Actually, I go by DJ Jim Belushi Jr.”

“Actually, I go by DJ Jim Belushi Jr.”

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Look! Another Tom Cruise Scientology Video!

Better watch it before Lord Xenu has it removed!

Tom Cruise speaking about Study Technology

Cover Madness

The Flaming Lips cover Borderline, by Madonna.