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Worst Bus Stop Ever.

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Who Will Own the Cubs?

The Chicago Tribune reported today that several reasonably famous people have been approached to contribute inThis article is totally not a ripoff of someone else's style. purchasing the Chicago Cubs from the Tribune Company (which of course owns the Chicago Tribune– seems a little circular). Names mentioned include Bill Murray, John Cusack and Jim Belushi. The Idea of Progress has obtained the original list of Chicago natives and celebrities who ended up not being invited:

  • Rob Blagojevich
  • Jose Padilla
  • Ira Glass
  • Grant Miller
  • Mr. T
  • Joan Cusack
  • R. Kelly

The Daily Show Explores Why President Obama Won’t Get an Honory Degree from ASU

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It’s apparently because he hasn’t done enough stuff.

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Link of the Day: Look at this Fucking Hipster

“Actually, I go by DJ Jim Belushi Jr.”

“Actually, I go by DJ Jim Belushi Jr.”

Check out more hipster hilarity at Look at This Fucking Hipster.

Look! Another Tom Cruise Scientology Video!

Better watch it before Lord Xenu has it removed!

Tom Cruise speaking about Study Technology

Cover Madness

The Flaming Lips cover Borderline, by Madonna.

Don’t Wake Me Up Until I’m Ready, Either

This bear also needs coffee.

He needs a cup of coffee too.

Words that must be retired.

joe-bidenGaffe.

Everytime they mention Joe Biden, they talk about his “verbal gaffes.”

Gaffe?

Who talks like that?  Prior to the election, I rarely heard that word.  Now, every goddamn mention of Biden uses it.

Find a new word, newspeople.  Seriously.  You have a thesaurus.

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