The Chicago Tribune reported today that several reasonably famous people have been approached to contribute in purchasing the Chicago Cubs from the Tribune Company (which of course owns the Chicago Tribune– seems a little circular). Names mentioned include Bill Murray, John Cusack and Jim Belushi. The Idea of Progress has obtained the original list of Chicago natives and celebrities who ended up not being invited:

• Rob Blagojevich
• Jose Padilla
• Ira Glass
• Grant Miller
• Mr. T
• Joan Cusack
• R. Kelly

It’s apparently because he hasn’t done enough stuff.

“Actually, I go by DJ Jim Belushi Jr.”

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Better watch it before Lord Xenu has it removed!

Tom Cruise speaking about Study Technology

The Flaming Lips cover Borderline, by Madonna.

Gaffe.

Everytime they mention Joe Biden, they talk about his “verbal gaffes.”

Gaffe?

Who talks like that?  Prior to the election, I rarely heard that word.  Now, every goddamn mention of Biden uses it.

Find a new word, newspeople.  Seriously.  You have a thesaurus.

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